Boys will be boys

My Dad sent me this email and I laughed so hard I cried.

• 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
• 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
• 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
• 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
• 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
• 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
• 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
• 12. Super glue is forever.
• 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
• 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
• 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
• 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
• 20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
• 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
• 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
• 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
• 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.